‘Felonious Stupidity Magnet’ Trump Mocked Over Bizarre Rant

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During his campaign rally in Las Vegas, Donald Trump addressed some fundamental issues Americans face daily, such as sharks and sinking boats. That’s probably after he spoke about “Corrupt” Joe Biden while using scare tactics about the economy, which, in reality, is booming right now. Trump’s shark rant is bizarre.

“So, I said, let me ask you a question,” Lumpy said. “And he said nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT. Very smart.”

“He goes, I say, what would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there,” he continued. “By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that?”

“A lot of sharks,” Trump told his crowd of supporters. “I watched some guys justifying it today. Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what, who she was.”

Note: I cannot translate that.

“These people are quick,” he continued. “He said there’s no problem with sharks. They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now really got decimated and other people to a lot of shark attacks.”

“I said, so there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here,” Trump said. “Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”

“Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer,” the Stable Genius said. “He said, you know, nobody’s ever asked me that question. I said, I think it’s a good question.”

“I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water,” he added. “But you know what I do? If there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.”

Well, thanks for letting us know that, you weirdo. We’ve all been on the edge of our seats waiting for you to weigh in.

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