QAnon Qronicles: There is no QAnon; David Mamet always be canceling … himself; and spaceships!

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The Qronicles is a series that will collect some of the news, videos, and general mis/disinformation roiling around the conspiracy world of QAnon. You can cringe, you can laugh, but these folks are organizing and showing up at the polls!

WelQome back! (Yeehaw!) It’s been a little while since we talked about the conspiracy world that is QAnon. Guess what? There is no QAnon now! There is only Q and Anon. Wrap your pea-brain around that my friends! Oh, I’m sorry. Are you confused? Did you think you knew all about QAnon? Well you don’t! You don’t know Q … anon … about anything!

What’s the thing you were saying about there not being a QAnon? I’ll get to that. First, you need a little background. The Boston Globe reports that there were some mass-mailed QAnon postcards that ended up in a lot o people’s snail-mail boxes on the east coast of the United States. You hadn’t heard? Well, some of us are keeping up with the lizard people controlling the world, and some of us are too busy worrying about democracy and voting and stuff. I’m rather disappointed in all of you guys!

Like many throughout New England, I recently received what’s been dubbed the “QAnon postcard.” On its front there’s an array of notable faces framing the words “The True Story of Qanon” and a QR code. Then things get really bizarre.

The advertised “true” story on the flip side is a hodgepodge of lies about COVID-19, Sept. 11, and Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine, plus an obligatory side dish of doomsday prognostications. It’s less a postcard than a conspiracy theory bingo card seemingly fashioned by someone drowning in Fox News and Internet cesspools.

Conspiracy researcher Mike Rothschild has been following the QAnon world’s response to this mysterious postcard. Writing, “Q message board GreatAwakening/win discovered the QAnon postcard that’s been bulk mailed around the east coast. Their verdict? It’s a CIA data gathering/discrediting op, which they know because no believer would ever call it ‘QAnon.’ There is Q, there are anons, etc …” Rothschild explains there are some Qs or anons who think this postcard could be from some Qs or anons, but who knows, and they aren’t right in the head. Got that?

Incidentally, “There is Q, there are anons, there is no QAnon,” is a brilliant thought-terminating cliche. It’s probably the most important end-stage Q drop, really setting the stage for how members would wall themselves off from the rest of the world.

— Mike Rothschild (@rothschildmd) April 7, 2022

What this means going forward is anyone’s guess. The CIA is sending out postcards to collect data—as opposed to, I don’t know, taking all of the QAnon’s message boards IP addresses and collecting boatloads more data that way. Anythewhos!

American playwright and masculine dickhead David Mamet has decided his waning relevance on the national scene doesn’t have to do with the deleterious character development and lack of meaningful commentary of his stage and screen offerings over the past few years. Instead, he blames CANCEL CULTURE! Boom! You have been canceled!

David Mamet on Fox News: “Teachers are inclined, particularly men because men are predators, to pedophilia” pic.twitter.com/azAlXPWRUc

— Madeline Peltz (@peltzmadeline) April 11, 2022

Let us go look at Mr. Mamet’s biography over at Dartmouth’s Digital Theatermaker Profile: “Mamet’s father was a labor lawyer, and his mother worked as a school teacher.” Good job buddy! ABC, amiright? Always Be Canceled!

Suddenly makes this 2011 clip seem like quite the confession. pic.twitter.com/HsDKTPxZTe

— Scott Collette (@ScottJCollette) April 11, 2022

Anything new happening with the Jan. 6 stuff?

Talked to guy at the Trump rally in Michigan who believed ANTIFA was behind the January 6th attack. I asked one follow up question and… pic.twitter.com/Ky0hapuSuR

— Jason Selvig (@jasonselvig) April 6, 2022

Nope. same old QAnon truth-telling. The logic is like a finely sharpened knife! SnarQ! (I did it again!). Is it QAnon’s fault? Nope. Everything is everybody else’s fault. Just ask this guy.

Trump supporter storms off $50/hr job with benefits over the mask requirement and rants the country is under “military occupation” and “Trump is the acting President.” pic.twitter.com/H6xAtizqOr

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) April 6, 2022

At the end of the video you get to see this special conservative Christian’s face. Seems to be the same guy as this Jesus-loving peacenik.

A man wearing a Trump hat posted Judge Ketanji Brown “Jackson needs the chainsaw treatment,” and proceeded to demonstrate by saying “use your imagination” and then cut down a corn stalk wearing a hat. This is what Republican Senator Josh Hawley’s rhetoric has led to. pic.twitter.com/2nwnAR9GfX

— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) March 26, 2022

Then there’s this. It’s a religious one, but the frequency with which the message is delivered and the fact that they have been activated by this political connection between LGBTQ+ rights and pedophilia makes it something that has to be included in these Qronicles.

this might have been my most cursed encounter at the disney protest in burbank pic.twitter.com/v2BAIhoDJC

— Italien (@julianfeeld) April 7, 2022

The Q Origins Project has been doing some heavy lifting, cataloguing the great history of Anon, and pulled up a gem from back in 2017. Back then, QAnon was tying some of the outstanding antisemitic conspiracy theories of the day back to themselves. That includes things like the “illuminati,” and the “Earth Alliance.” What? Yup. Huh?

The Earth Alliance comprises of multiple factions and organizations involved in various supply, support and command roles within the U.S Military industrial Complex (MIC).

The Earth Alliance includes ”Patriots” among the military industrial elite of the U.S and many other major countries that are supportive of the goals of defeating the Cabal.

The goal of the Earth Alliance is to defeat the ”Babylonian Money Magic System” and end financial tyranny on earth.

Did you know that there are spaceships in this conspiracy theory? Don’t believe me? Jump to the 5:50 mark in the video below and you will hear all about how President Donald Trump has already been aboard the “Earth Alliance” ship.

Wait, what is happening here?

According to Jerome Corsi a (former White house Correspondent) for the popular “conspiracy theorist” show INFOWARS hosted by Alex Jones, stating in a televised interview, that three high-ranking military generals had asked Donald Trump to run for president of the United States, this being prior to the 2016 presidential election against Hillary Clinton.

Got it?

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